My EMC World Preso and Outrageous Self-Promotion Plans

Hi there - I hope you can see this - it's the first post on our new website!

I'm busy working on my EMC World preso, which will be Thursday May 24, at 8:30 AM - and well worth waking up hung over for, post Adam Levine the night before.

I'll be introduced by marketing genius, Roger Sterling of Mad Men (aka John Slattery), and quite frankly, it's hysterical.

There will be (soon to be wildly viral) promotional commercials airing at EMC World on EMC TV from Mr. Slattery and the human solar eclipse, Vince Wilfork. Completely hillarious.

Oh, and then I'm sure my preso will be brilliant as well. Flash Demystified - the Who, What, Why, When, and Where. I intend on explaining exactly what all this hype means now, and more importantly, what you need to care about.

As you know by now, I'm always right, eventually. So save yourself a huge hassle and pay attention now!

Come by and say hi.

Topics: Storage IT Infrastructure